This just made me laugh. That is all.
#921 Snow days
14 hours ago
|You can't go out with your breath smelling like spearmint if you hope to find a mate.|
|And we all know flossing is more important than brushing.|
|Just in case brushing and flossing aren't enough.|
And every person who knows fashion knows belt matches wallet.
BUT EVENTUALLY, A LIFETIME OF EATING BACON CATCHES UP TO YOU.
MAY YOU FOREVER REST IN PIECE (OF BACON).
AMEN, BROTHER. AMEN.
|If I managed a business, I'd have this sign over the entrance.|
|Note the perfectly bent peak in the volleyball player's cap.|